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七夕誅殺情侶必備英文口語

apple 發表於: 2012-1-05 20:29 來源: ADJ網路控股集團


      最冷嘲熱諷:

  給你媽買束花吧!魚尾紋擦再厚的粉也遮不住的。

  I bet the lady next to you is your mom. You know, you can never hide the crow's feet


  最聲東擊西:

  咦!臭小子,原來你是雙性戀!

  So you are actually not gay. You are bisexual, right?


  最心腸歹毒:

  幾年不見兒子都這麼大了!

  Long time no see! Is that your son? Adorable little thing!


  最考驗演技:

  上街扇別人男友耳光,然後淚奔而去。

  Slap on one’s boyfriend’face and run away with tears in your eyes. Don' say anything。




  最深藏不漏:

  去QQ好友印象,男的寫:前任老公。女的寫:孩子他媽。

  Call every boy on twitter your “ex-”, while, for girl, “mother of your child”。


  最不漏痕跡:

  見情侶就打男的一巴掌,大聲吼:你別告訴我,這又是你妹妹!

  Don’t tell me this is another “friend” of yours, you liar!


  最為人著想:

  別擱大街上得瑟了,開個房不就完了!

  Go get a room!